occidental fun

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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pussysista:

Date: You wanna go for a walk?

Me: Sure

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Reblog if you’re bilingual, petty, or both.

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queefilicious:

They called me stupid?? well joke is on them I don’t even know what that means

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turnon:

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

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colourofoctober:

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

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Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

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seasaltandsawdust:

When a mutual posts a selfie

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